
JAY! this needn’t any words…just look at his face, you know what he’s thinking ;) & where his finger is! haaahaha lol

Why He’s Hot:
- Well, he’s Leonardo DiCaprio. I could end the list at that but I won’t because that wouldn’t be any fun. He’s a classic good looking guy. Who grew up disliking him? He is beautiful and not many men are capable of being beautiful but masculine at the same time - he does.
- Am I the only one that sobbed when he died in the movie Titanic? I wasn’t crying because of Rose’s love loss, I was crying because she didn’t share the wood plank with this beautiful man (there was most definitely space for him) and he sank to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Also, if he was dead how was he supposed to have sex with me in a car on the bottom of a ship. I’m sure I’d show him a better time Rose ever did. Mind you, I was ten when the movie came out. He has to be hot if he had that affect on pre-teen girls.
- He doesn’t age. I honestly still think of him as this twenty year old actor but he’s much older than twenty. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. He’s still a young man as long as he still looks like one. Leo you’re not fooling anyone by growing that facial hair in an attempt to look older. Be glad you look young! I like it and I’m sure the same can be said by some other women.
- He is a mixed breed - German and Italian. That just reads as delicious man. He’s basically a human delicacy. You will not need a spoon to indulge in his “banana split”.
- He’s talented. No really, Leo can act. Following Titanic he landed some great roles that involved removing his shirt - okay sorry, off topic but he can act. He’s one of the few childhood actors that actually did really well as an adult actor. Talented men - that’s just sexy. If you think otherwise, I question what type of guys you go for.
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Why He’s Hot:
- He’s fucking perfect, that’s why. His deliberately coiffed brown hair, his sculpted nose and bow shaped lips. You just want to stare at him. Put him in a glass box and put his gorgeous ass on display; taking him out every few hours to erm…dust him off.
- Those eyes - and umph those lashes. He’s been taunting us with the ‘come hither’ glare since before we could legally jump his bones. Now that we can - he’d better be careful where he points those things.
- The Scruff. Goddamn it looks good dusting the edges of that bone structure.
- He has this sense of innocence about him - maybe it’s because he started off as a teenager in a Disney musical, or just because of that baby face - but whatever it is, you just want to corrupt him, in the best and worst of ways.
- That body. It’s all strong and tan and that little happy trail leading down past those obliques…into those pants, taunting you…begging you to reach past his waistband, grab ahold of his d*ck and —
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Why He’s Hot:
- He plays a werewolf in The Twilight Saga, and even if you are on Team Edward, you CANNOT deny that the idea of those big, strong arms picking you up and tossing you onto the bed like you’re just a rag doll and having rough sex (in which he may actually growl) isn’t a Big. Fucking. Turn On.
- He’s not legal yet, (6 months to go!), so you can corrupt him. Best reason to go to jail. Ever.
- He looks good with dirt rubbed on his chest. Dear god. You know you would love to take a tumble in the dirt with him.
- Have you seen those arms? That chest? That stomach? If you don’t find those stunning, then you’re a lesbian.
- He’s a legit nice guy. He’s totally that super respectable, sweet guy who makes you want to act like a lady. But then you look at those arms and your thoughts aren’t so lady like anymore.
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Why He’s Hot:
- Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampires are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
- He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you love him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minute of it.
- He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
- He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds more like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
- He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
We know this is what you really want, friends. We know.
(That’s also a really lovely photograph of our man.)
What would YOU add to the list?
E-mail us at wearethetrinity@gmail.com and we’ll post some of your submissions!
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Why He’s Hot:
- His name is Nicholas. Just say it, it rolls off of your tongue.
- Not only does he write all of his own music and sign, but he can play guitar, drums, piano, and the fucking glockenspiel. You don’t even know what the fuck a glockenspiel is, do you? You don’t need to. Just assume that it’s hot when he plays it.
- He doesn’t have to break his vow of purity to fuck you. All he has to do is look at you with that signature intensity of his and you’ll cream your jeans.
- Yes, he’s underage (one more year!) but this motherfucker has the body of a twenty-five year old.
- How many other white boys have this much junk in the trunk? Shall we praise his diabetes for keeping them thunderthighs thick?
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